Funny Stuff 4 U

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.

1) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

2) Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

3) Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

4) Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

5) Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

6) George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

7) I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

8) Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

9) Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

10) All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.