Before & After The Wedding
Posted by Admin in Jokes on Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like he lives in a dorm
Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem
Before - Turbocharged
After - Jump-start
Before - We agree on everything
After - We can't agree on anything
Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before - Idol
After - Idle
Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still
After - Where did the time go?
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
Before - Passion
After - Ration
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