10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 9)
Posted by Admin in One Liners on Saturday, April 24, 2010
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.
1) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
2) Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
3) Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
4) Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
5) Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.
6) George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.
7) I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
8) Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
9) Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
10) All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
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