10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 10)
Posted by Admin in One Liners on Sunday, April 25, 2010
1) Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
2) How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
3) Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
4) Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
5) Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
6) Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
7) That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy.
8) Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
9) Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
10) Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
This entry was posted on Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 10:33 AM and is filed under One Liners. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response.
- No comments yet.
Archives
-
▼
2010
(43)
-
▼
April
(39)
- I didn't eat it!
- Insert Foot In Mouth!
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 10)
- Lion Stalks Giraffe
- The Funniest Story in The World
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 9)
- Funny Cheese Commercial
- Vibrating Chair
- OOPS - Good Job Officer Brilliant
- Dirty Mind
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 8)
- Opportunity
- Be Careful Who You Burglarize
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 7)
- Wifes Pad
- The 11 Years Old stinker!!!
- Funny Cat
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 6)
- Weight Loss Plan
- Environmental Impact On Dogs
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 5)
- Exercise Needs Motivation
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 4)
- The Biggest Lie Ever
- Get A Zoo Job
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 3)
- Super Granny
- ATM machines
- How To Make Child Sleep
- Wedding Rings :)
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 2)
- Before & After The Wedding
- Sorry, honey...
- Courtroom Quotations (Part 1)
- My Office Bag
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 1)
- Formal Apology Form
- Minor Earthquake
- 9 Months Later...
-
▼
April
(39)