10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 10)

1) Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

2) How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

3) Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

4) Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

5) Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

6) Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

7) That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy.

8) Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

9) Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

10) Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.