10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 6)
Posted by Admin in One Liners on Wednesday, April 21, 2010
1) I bet you I could stop gambling.
2) I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.
3) I can't get enough minimalism.
4) I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
5) Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?
6) A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
7) Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
8) If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
9) The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
10) Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.
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