Get A Zoo Job
Posted by Admin in Funny Stories on Thursday, April 15, 2010
One day an out of work John is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the John that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers John a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The John accepts.
So the next morning John puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a John. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives John a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, John keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. John is terrified.
The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. John is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, John starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. John soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
This entry was posted on Thursday, April 15, 2010 at 5:49 PM and is filed under Funny Stories. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response.
- No comments yet.
Archives
-
▼
2010
(43)
-
▼
April
(39)
- I didn't eat it!
- Insert Foot In Mouth!
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 10)
- Lion Stalks Giraffe
- The Funniest Story in The World
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 9)
- Funny Cheese Commercial
- Vibrating Chair
- OOPS - Good Job Officer Brilliant
- Dirty Mind
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 8)
- Opportunity
- Be Careful Who You Burglarize
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 7)
- Wifes Pad
- The 11 Years Old stinker!!!
- Funny Cat
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 6)
- Weight Loss Plan
- Environmental Impact On Dogs
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 5)
- Exercise Needs Motivation
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 4)
- The Biggest Lie Ever
- Get A Zoo Job
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 3)
- Super Granny
- ATM machines
- How To Make Child Sleep
- Wedding Rings :)
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 2)
- Before & After The Wedding
- Sorry, honey...
- Courtroom Quotations (Part 1)
- My Office Bag
- 10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 1)
- Formal Apology Form
- Minor Earthquake
- 9 Months Later...
-
▼
April
(39)