10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 7)
Posted by Admin in One Liners on Thursday, April 22, 2010
1) I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
2) I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
3) Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
4) Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
5) There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
6) Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
7)Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
8) Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
9) If at first you don't succeed, try left field.
10) When at the window at the unemployment office, loudly say, "I didn't get to where I am today by listening to people like you!"
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