10 Funny One Liners 4 U (Part 3)
Posted by Admin in One Liners on Thursday, April 15, 2010
1) If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
2) Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
3) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
4) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
5) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
6) If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
7) If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
8) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
9) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
10) Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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